s2k12
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 Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:45 pm Post subject: LOL - 2007 Australian Citizenship test. |
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Hey,
Thought i'd share a chain mail I recieved.
> 2007 Australian Citizenship test
>
> 1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of,
> the term "died in the arse"?
> __________________________________
> 2. What is a "little beauty"??
> __________________________________
> 3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
> __________________________________
> 4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos
> rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex
> and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies
> and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad
> and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
> __________________________________
> 5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If
> they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and
> Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between
> flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
> __________________________________
> 6. Complete the following sentences:
> a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
> b) You're going home in the back of a ?
> c) Fair crack of the ?
> __________________________________
> 7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
> __________________________________
> 8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
> __________________________________
> 9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up
> on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
> __________________________________
> 10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage,
> curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein,
> chop suey or kai see min?
> __________________________________
> 11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
> __________________________________
> 12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
> __________________________________
> 13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds
> like a bloke?
> __________________________________
> 14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop
> and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been
> flogged from a bath full of ice?
> __________________________________
> 15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other
> people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
> __________________________________
> 16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required
> by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
> __________________________________
> 17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an
> Esky or Ugg boots?
> __________________________________
> 18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
> __________________________________
> 19. Who would you like to crack on to?
> __________________________________
> 20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue"
> Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
> __________________________________
> 21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or
> have a pool?
> __________________________________
> 22. What does "sinkin piss" at a mates joint and "getten para" mean?
> __________________________________
I lol'd.
Cheers,
Sean.
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